Thursday, March 4, 2010

Observations of a 3 yr old

In the car-

Robert says, "Daddy, you have a penis?"

Jeff, "Yes, Robert, I do. Thank you for checking." (He thinks he is so funny.)

Robert,"I have a penis too. Do you like excavators?"


After bursting in on me in the bathroom-

"What are you doing mommy?"

Me, "I'm going pee-pee Robert."

Robert "Daddy is going to be sooo proud of you mommy!"


In the bathtub after fishing the letter N out of the toys-

"Mommy, N!"

"Yes Robert, N is for..."

"No mommy, N is for nipple. Nnnnn, nnnn, nnnn. Nipple. I have nipples!"

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