Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Suspicious Smells, Day 3

I am now on Day 3 of the game called, "Find the Suspicious Smell."

Day 1

What is that smell? Put new air freshener in the bathroom. Grandma thinks the toilets need resealed.


Day 2

Me: Zoe! Your room is the smell. Why does your room smell like a dirty diaper?!

Zoe: Um, I wiped some boogies on my bed.

Mental note, wipe off the side of Zoe's boogie bed.

Me, after searching Zoe's room for dirty clothes and finding nothing remotely suspicious: Zoe, your room still smells. What is going on?

Zoe, sticking out her bottom for dramatic effect: It's probably my tooty bottom. It likes to toot.


After shampooing the carpets, removing the mattress and leaving it outside...


Day 3

(Estimated time 3am, when Zoe wakes me up.)

Zoe: Mommy my room still smells!

Me: Go to sleep.

Later that morning...

Me: It.still.smells. Zoe, did you pee on the floor somewhere?!

Zoe: Remember last year, when my bottom really hurt and I stinky pooped on the floor and it really stunk?


I need more carpet shampoo.


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