I am now on Day 3 of the game called, "Find the Suspicious Smell."
Day 1
What is that smell? Put new air freshener in the bathroom. Grandma thinks the toilets need resealed.
Day 2
Me: Zoe! Your room is the smell. Why does your room smell like a dirty diaper?!
Zoe: Um, I wiped some boogies on my bed.
Mental note, wipe off the side of Zoe's boogie bed.
Me, after searching Zoe's room for dirty clothes and finding nothing remotely suspicious: Zoe, your room still smells. What is going on?
Zoe, sticking out her bottom for dramatic effect: It's probably my tooty bottom. It likes to toot.
After shampooing the carpets, removing the mattress and leaving it outside...
Day 3
(Estimated time 3am, when Zoe wakes me up.)
Zoe: Mommy my room still smells!
Me: Go to sleep.
Later that morning...
Me: It.still.smells. Zoe, did you pee on the floor somewhere?!
Zoe: Remember last year, when my bottom really hurt and I stinky pooped on the floor and it really stunk?
I need more carpet shampoo.
